This page was updated on March 16, 1999
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third lady said, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table. Her ears perk, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
This page was updated on March 16, 1999