This page was updated on March 30, 1999
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon... and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
This page was updated on March 30, 1999